Dragon Age: Torchwood Announced

Official Announcement, for immediate release.

Dragon Age: Torchwood, episode 1 – End of Days, chapter 1 – Flotsam & Jetsam will be released on October 31, 2013.

A tear in the Veil throws two elves from Thedas out onto planet Earth. Can the quickest, slickest, smartest, most conniving, lying, thieving, assassining, and insanely annoying rogue duos of all time cope with modern life? Torchwood is having trouble dealing with Rift storms and could use their help. Isn’t that typical? But Torchwood holds the key to their only chance to find their way home, so they’re pretty much stuck with it.

And, unless Torchwood wants to be responsible for unleashing a thief and assassin of questionable medieval morals on the world, Captain Jack Harkness and his team are pretty much stuck with them, too.


I’m tired of this thing just sitting there in a big pile of messed-upedness. So this is it. The deadline. The debut. The premiere. It’s going to get hammered into SOME sort of shape this summer. OR ELSE!

Will it have art? I dunno. I hope so. Will episode 1 actually be finished before the first chapter is released? I dunno. When will episode 2 follow? I dunno. Will there be clips? Oh yeah! Will there be a preview trailer thing? Yes. Very soon. Will the Hitchhikers’ Guide to Dragon Age be finished by then? That would be nice.


Tell your wife, tell your friends, tell your wife’s friends. Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers…!


One Response to “Dragon Age: Torchwood Announced”

  1. bloodsong Says:

    There will be pre-release art! …Soon…

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